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I used to try to rock n roll, but I only rolled up more debt. I used to try to sleep around, but I only woke up with regret.

What's the point of cookin' anything new? It's possible you might get burned. If you stop to smell the flowers you might get stung by a bee. Then you'll never return.

You say "ice cream", but I just scream when the whole thing melts in my hand. You say, "I do", but I say, "I don't", and away from the chapel I ran.

(Face melting guitar solo)

You see a home, but I see the loan that I'll pay off 'till I'm dead in the ground. You see a tree, but I see liability when the branches all come crashin' down.

What's the point of writing any new songs? It's possible nobody will hear them. If you never try, I guess you'll never succeed. But you'll never be disappointed.

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from The Incredible Yet Ultimately Uninspiring Return of​.​.​., released September 28, 2018

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The Alcoholic Freshman Saint Joseph, Missouri

I played shows, wrote songs, made friends, and had fun. To all those who still care after all these years, Cheers!

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