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(Mad props to anyone that can actually tell me what the intro vocoder part says)

Omaha seems like a dirty word ever since the moment that I heard about their marketing ingenuity. Yeah, they've been so brave. They told everyone the work late.

So erect those signs on the interstate. And command all the commuters to celebrate. It's a great place for us to embrace. So let's all get married on the silicon prairie.

I don't care about my home town. I only care about my bank account. And if Omaha can increase that amount, I'll build their brands and I'll shake their hands.

So creative types, let's all gather round and pay tribute to that Nebraska town. We'll innovate, or rather imitate. We'll take the same course, but we'll do it way worse.

And two by two, we'll march into small groups and dismiss each other's concepts without proof. And we'll do the things that creatives do, like swill our lattes and eat organic food.

Never doing that again. Unless it pays out dividends, I never will again.
Unless it pays for my vacation, I never will again.
Unless it pays for my yacht and my lavish private island, I never will again.

O come on, this is painful, joyless, and disdainful. But my fat wallet's thankful for Omaha.

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from The Incredible Yet Ultimately Uninspiring Return of​.​.​., released September 28, 2018

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I played shows, wrote songs, made friends, and had fun. To all those who still care after all these years, Cheers!

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